Meet the Team

About Me

Born in Poland, raised (and slightly rained on) in Scotland for the last 19 years — I'm Patryk, the founder, developer, designer, CEO, intern, and chief lampshade enthusiast at BaldLampshade Studio. At 20 years old I'm somehow juggling full-time study, part-time work, and building games from scratch. Sleep is just a suggestion at this point. I've always been driven by a love of creating things — whether that's games, ideas, or an ever-growing list of hobbies I absolutely have time for.

Fun Facts

Polish & Proud

Born in Poland, living in Scotland for 19 years. Fluent in both languages and the art of surviving British weather.

Semi-Pro Footballer

Played semi-professional football — so yes, there's at least one sport where I'm not just button-mashing.

Airsoft Enthusiast

When I'm not making games, I'm living in one. Airsoft is basically FPS but with more mud and fewer respawns.

Severe Weather Fan

Most people run from storms. I run towards them with a cup of tea and way too much excitement.

Hobby Collector

My hobbies have hobbies. If there's something new to learn, I've probably already started and almost finished it.

Builder at Heart

Game dev, full-time student, part-time worker. Basically running a startup from a laptop held together by optimism.